kurisu004:

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tommyhiddlestix:

I matched with Groot on Tinder. The rest is history. 😘

If i were dating you i would take you down to the docks in my town, so that we could sit and probably kiss and look for mermaids and just be dorks together.
Anonymous

Aaaa that sounds cuuute! <33

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thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

miss-elsaba:

The face of a broken man 

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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Anonymously send me ‘IF I WERE DATING YOU’ descriptions

shylittleshit:

please

mulderplease:

fox mulder: *points to unknown lifeform* thats an alien

government: no… you don’t undesrtand,… that’s not an alien you are wrong… pleas,e… you cnanot say this fake thign,

fox mulder: lov this alien

merwhore:

everyone i’m attracted to is out of my league and in a different country

beefmilk2:

if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct